September 2009
2 posts
pnw
i am now a resident of the pacific northwest.
i realized upon my arrival and subsequent semi-unpacking that i just relocated from a place where i had so many closets that i had lots of empty space and not enough stuff (1248 n. broad st, north philadelphia) to a place where hangers don’t even fit in the closet and i have no place to put my minimal amount of stuff (1637 23rd ave,...
July 2009
7 posts
smutblocker
i can’t read the stranger on my parents’ computer because their smutblocker won’t let me.
ocelot
today i was in lancaster.
i watered the plants and spent some money and drank coffee but only in the company of various people who are my peers, and not alone like i usually do. i wrote thank you cards to people i have never met.
“dear scott and gay, thanks for the money. i used it to pay my gas bill. post-college life is squalid. sincerely, julia”
i finally bought a ticket for...
I wanna get me some weed pants →
(via hammerheadsharks)
“Every year my sweet, sweet grandmother sends me a check on my birthday for fifty...”
– Michael Scott (via merricat) (via unicornology)
hulu
watching supersize me on hulu at the temple library. (not) fun summer.
hello monday
someone please hire me before i tweet and tumble myself into the infinite abyss.
June 2009
5 posts
Watchviolent suction of the hi-tech green Japanese toilet
the best thing about this is the guy who made it saying “this is the coolest thing ever”
rocketcat
the barista at the rocket cat is playing the national’s ‘boxer’ while complaining about all the horrible metaphors in ‘alligator’. really? what’s the difference?
“On May 26, 2009 Cadence Weapon was sworn in as Edmonton’s poet laureate...”
– wikipedia (sic)
congrats//i <3 the internet more than anything.
May 2009
7 posts
i would prefer if...
a customer at the cafe just made me take his change back and give it to him with my right hand. is this a strange foreign custom, or did he just have crazy unchecked OCD?
because today is the day of the internet:
commercial edition continued.
saturn commercials when they got good (since the ReThink ads started)
the one with the walkmen
the one with the national
the one with the dent-proof sides
the one that was just cool
somnambulist
used to be my favorite word. now it’s something like ‘bright’ or ‘new’ or ‘awake’. short and sweet and lively. this week has been a learning experience/roller coaster/rite of passage of sorts. i have learned that
a) i am an adult
b) it is possible to spend the entire day in bed when you’re not sick
c) being really broke sucks (a lot)
d) i am...
April 2009
1 post
april fools' →
gets me every year. see also past tricks.
February 2009
1 post
equation
(unanswered) booty call + puke = excommunication
January 2009
6 posts
best-of-craigslist →
my two-day stint of three-post days is officially over. i don’t have the internet in philadelphia. i probably won’t be on here for, like, a month or something.
also, most hyphenated post ever.
big rabbit
last night i had a dream that there was a big storytelling rabbit living in my basement. the stories were about magical places and people. i found out that some of my friends were magical, and were also acquainted with the rabbit.
i sort of thought my imaginative days were over.
post 3
lancaster is boring. no car, no fun, pajamas all day.
i haven’t seen, like, anyone for, like, ever.
i think a&e finally got the memo and decided to run four consecutive episodes of intervention on monday nights. gone are my camp-outs on the couch huddled under blankets, enduring the two hour buffer: one episode of american justice and two of manhunters: fugitive task force.
hardwood...
des ark live on wxdu vol. 2 →
sounds of the past few months.
December 2008
1 post
vivian girls- tell the world
November 2008
3 posts
“q: how do you make love last?
a: close the door when you poop!”
– seventh stall, first bathroom, second floor TECH center
bathroom gems
in other news
i hate vimeo
i am sick
i have so much work to do
i listened to the album ‘for emma, forever ago’ 5 times in the past 12 hours.
andy still has my computer
and i have to work on thanksgiving day.
October 2008
8 posts
train
i journeyed back to the old stomping grounds last weekend for the first time this semester. while on the train, i thoroughly enjoyed the new dentyne ice ad campaign. it’s probably my new favorite thing this season.
oh yeah, and i super hope the phillies win so everyone can take part in the forecasted riots. it could be fun.
dad
owing to the fact that my family loves their matching chocolates, and photo texting, I get frequent updates of the exciting household goings-on.
it’s sunday, nap time.
and if you didn’t get the memo, i’m having a potluck on friday at seven. i just made the invites.
the most boring movie ever
this girl was sitting across from me on the amtrak to lancaster last week. she must have been watching the most boring movie ever
because she slept the whole way through it.
nothing exciting has really happened to me in the past two weeks. really.
hang out. lets do something exciting. i’d like to have a fall potluck very soon.
what's that? o. →
raph sent me this while i was trying (in vain) to get some work done at the tech center.
May 2008
2 posts
STUFF YOU DON'T WANT
animal collective- water curses DUB! DUB! DUB! lee “scratch” perry feat. mad professor- super ape inna jungle (1995) and the album partner of castanets’ dvd, tendrils castanets- in the vines
avoiding
there is a good handful of people who, i swear, are avoiding me. then again, there are people that i have recently decided to stop avoiding so i guess it cancels out. watching: instead of studying for astronomy. look, i tried. and i’ll try again later.
April 2008
17 posts
what a terrible idea for an advertisement. →
so melancholy
and so alone and so content. go outside, it’s beautiful out.