January 2008
6 posts
pubescent obscenity
in keeping with the happenings theme, last night while walking home from my night class, i happened upon four girls fellating the huge window at a center city wendy’s. i wouldn’t have even seen it had the guy coming towards me not smirked guiltily as he passed. i don’t think it was for my benefit. either way they were way skilled. they were all like 16.
parking wars
today while i was working, i witnessed a real live parking warrior in action. a man pulls up to the no parking zone in front of the cafe, puts his car in park and steps out. right before he steps into the cafe, he spots a meter maid walking up the block towards him. he is about to get back into the car to park legally, when he apparently changes his mind, runs into the cafe, and pants “how...
“feed me a stray cat”
– atm to patrick bateman, american psycho
puppies
“killing john lennon is like killing a puppy. that’s such a bad idea, you know. people really like dogs” -lafferty family musings on the plight of michael vick/murder of john lennon i’ve been up since like forever and i have a sinus headache. i feel like a wastoid. will a little pbr make any difference?
wagon
i guess i’m jumping on the bandwagon. flag me if i get sad or sappy. today’s news: i no longer have a fever. i am leaving for philly tomorrow morning. get ready.